jorah mormont

Forever in the friend zone.

Wow, Mark, Alice treats you like Daenerys treats Jorah Mormont on Game Of Thrones.

That's good, right?

Not if you want to fuck her, it's not

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Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

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ysvelt

A Greek God of weapons and destruction known to be related to his go to weapon a knife sharp enough to rip holes in the fabric of the universe.

Your acting like Ysvelt!

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ysvelt

The God of violence in Ancient Greece a psychopath obsessed with knives and weapons of all kinds.

Stop being crazy like an Ysvelt!