Catnese

A derivative of traditional Chinese cuisine in which feline products replace poultry, pork, and/or beef in an often disguised and dishonest manner.

Is this Catnese?! Do I hear Garfield purring on my fork?

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Burpuke

v. The act of disgorging large quantities of vomitus when intending to belch (compare Shart).

Pardon me while I burpuke on this democrat.

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