11th sense

From the book of senses.This is a very tricky sense to accomplish.but if mastered enables the high person to get constant flashbacks thus making everything stick better in his mind.he/she will get a much better memory and understanding of surrounding making learning easier.it is because of this sense that some people can study much better high.

Jesus:"yo are we studying or what?"
Nik:"yea lemme hit this a couple of times,get that 11th sense working first"

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The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

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10th sense

from the book of senses.

This sense only happens when a person gets SUPERstoned with extreme excercise.the way this sense works is that when a person gets superstoned,he is able to think visually meaning that he can visualize everything that is going on in his mind wether its a math/physics problem or a simple thought.this will allow him/her to have a crystal clear(perfect) understanding of the SITUATION thus finding the SOLUTION.

Brian:"yo I can visualize those hot spicy wings in my mouth right now chewing on them"

Nik:"I know me too,its a 10th sense"

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Show Some Pussay!!

This is a perfect pickup line for a stoner because it straight up cuts to the subject without wasting time.This pick up can also be used when two girls are making out and always increses the chances of seeing some pussay.This was widely used in the persian jersey shore in south padre.

Pauly:"Yo where are Toney and Sandy Cheecks?"
Armani:"They went to tell this girl to show some pussay!! real quick"

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High Times Inventions

From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.

some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"

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paranoial activity

from the book of senses.

This refers to the general feeling of being high on marijuana.meaning when a person gets really high they start to get paranoid but still keep it inside them and continue their activities.

god:" how you feeling my child"

Nik:" just some paranoial activity,you know smoking the stuff you gave me."

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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.

Rules of smoking in the house with others in it

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