Fujitsu

The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.

I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

No don't do that, get a Fujitsu!

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SD

Secure Digital, probably the best solid-state memory cards money can buy, Faster and safer than XD, CF, Super CF, and MMC

I bought a 64 MB SD card for my Digi-Cam.........Dude excellent choice!

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Dags

A wordPikeyword variation on "dogs"

Do you like dags?

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Everything but the girl

There are two meanings for this word, the first is the name for a 90s pop group, featuring a lead singer with a faced like Nicholas Lyndhurst with Bell's Palsy.

The second is a luxury wank, featuring soft music, a nice meal and some wine. Hence the term, 'everything but the girl'

#1 Who sang 'Missing'? Everything but the girl

#2 Jesus, my bollocks are as full as a whore's snatch, time for an 'everything but the girl'

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Slim

A slang term for aids, Because it makes you slim

She is such a slapper,
i would give it a week before she gets slim!

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Wog socket

A white women shagging a black man!

<man>I hate those Wog Sockets
<man1> I know, they should stick to their own colour

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EPOC

One of the most stable handheld operating systems on the market, more emphasis on performance than colour, EPOC powered psions and other electronic devices for over eight years.

Palm and CE are not a patch on EPOC

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