fapfiend

One who masturbates to excess.

Andy's been masturbating five or six times daily! What a fapfiend!

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Paris Hilton

All of you people who call Paris Hilton anorexic, ugly, and a rich bitch are most likely fat, ugly, and poor...get a life and stop bitching about other people...

fat, ugly, poor person: "OMG did you see Paris Hilton? She is so ugly and looks like a stick...I would never do that rich bitch..."

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Paris Hilton

Who my mom compares me to, because of the clothes i wear and how im shopping all the time, and because i can be the worlds biggest blonde.

"Nikki ur not paris hilton, u cant shop all the time!" ~ my mom

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weed

card game that is usually played by stoners...while getting stoned

kristin! lets play another game of weed!!!

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soma

white pill that when taken it bulk results in memory loss, and lots of udi's

man, i ate so many somas last night, what was your name again?

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simma down

a common phrase passed around at many instances of the African American family meal

grandma: “y’all be ready to eat when the collard greens simma down”
uncle: “these kids betta simma down right quick while im watchin’ the game
bro: “yo- just simma dog, im on the phone with my honey”

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meggers

drummer for the casualties hottest fucker ever.

meggers belongs to me

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