Napoleon Dynamite

This is totally a mormon movie...although it's well hidden. How many people knew about preston idaho anywho (except us mormons!) I mean...the Ricks shirt he's wearing (Which is now BYU idaho by the way) is a helpful hint...and plus...the fact that there are no crude words or anything should give it away. Flippin' and Geez are Heck Yes are famous mormon phrases. WOOT WOOT FOR THE MORMONS! Also the fact that a young girl is forced to go to a dance with a boy she doesn't like...lol...often occurs in mormon culture. and vica versa...

"Hey Tina you fat lard come eat some dinner" (sorry that was the best part)
"Pedro offers his protection."
"There are much more where these(pictures)came from if you go to the dance with me"

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Ice Cream Sammich

or ICS - female private part, pussy

I got her so hot her ice cream sammich melted.

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Mary

A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She can be clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty.Her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Mary should be.

She doesn't dress hipster...she dresses like Mary.

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Parm'd

A foosball reference/play. Generally a one time shot by the right wing forward to the far end of the goal which is assisted by the center.

Parm Bhatti is the only one who falls for this play even when he knows it is coming.

MTK Worker #1: You just got Parm'd!!
MTK Worker #2: Oh man, that's embarrassing!
Parm: Dammit!

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Sweetanzy

1. A word expressing overly amusement
2. A stronger "sweet"

"I wanna boink Nikki's Sweetanzy ass."

Quamba

A quamba is a ferocious alien predator who is the coolest thing since sliced bread. It even has a neato website with a forum called www.quambas.tk

OMFG ITS A QUAMBA!! Lets bow to it to worship its allmightiness. It's so cool that it even has it's own website ( www.quambas.tk )!!!!!!

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nulk

1.Massive asshole.

2. Always "right" by their own definition.

3. Insists on putting everyone else down, even close friends.

Sarah: I can't believe he said that to you.
Teri: I hate him SOOO much.
Sarah: He is such a nulk.

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