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(noun) A clean, unused hypodermic syringe received from a reliable source.
Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.
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A lifestyle and/or state of being in which a person's lowly economical standing in society is both celebrated and embraced.
Nick had been out of work for nearly a year, but not by choice. Not letting that discourage him, he scrapped, food-stamped, hustled and did what he had to do. Nick was certainly living the BumLife.
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(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
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(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
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The practice of providing advice and helpful suggestions to a novice regarding potentially dangerous activities in the hope that they will heed the advice and not cause hurt or harm to themselves or others.
Practicing harm reduction Keith showed Brittany how to IV drugs. According to him he didn't want the wrong person showing her the wrong way, because he knew she was headstrong.
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Betsy was a Barbarias-Bitch, you didn't fuck her ....she fucked you.
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(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesnât go as expected.
Nikki pitched his âfriend-sexâ idea to Shannon. She said, âIâm seeing someoneâ, she thought the idea of this âfriend-sexâ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her sayâsexâ to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying âI know this, and as a friend Iâd do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing Iâm wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause weâre friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people arenât always #1, arenât always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are âseeing someoneâ, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Donât you get it?? Iâm no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise Iâll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. Iâll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we shareâ.