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snake-in-the-woodpile

(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearing information that they can distort and falsify.

Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying to eavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

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dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

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Dirty Butt Nation

(proper noun) A very dangerous, secretive, Nationwide criminal syndicate with international connections. Composed of, but not completely or exclusively, of crooked, felonious, rough, street-wise prostitutes, the Dirty Butt Nation, or DBN, is involved in and/or has a hand in every different type criminal enterprise known to law enforcement and several unknowns as well. With ties to drug smuggling, human trafficking, extortion, kidnapping, assassination, etc., etc, the heart of the criminal underworld does not beat without the involvement of the DBN. Very similar to the Underground Railroad during Slavery in this country during pre-Civil War days, the DBN have a very elaborate and intricate networking system throughout the world. This writer is now in fear of his own life as a contract has no doubt been put on this writer's head for even bringing the name DBN into the light, let alone urbandictionary. Com

The armed robbery looked to be the work of the Dirty Butt Nation, or DBN, as the work appeared to be done by a group where everything went off flawlessly and impeccable. The Dirty Butt Nation was a criminal organization that was no stranger to the in and out armed robbery.

by Nikki Stixx November 22, 2019

232πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


suck big daddy crow

Phrase that is an extended yet more colorful expression of the standard "suck my dick" expletive.

Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021


foodstamper

(noun) Any person who receives and redeems EBT (food-stamp) benefits.

John had been a foodstamper all of his life. I remember he used to say that they (food stamps) were better than cash.

by Nikki Stixx April 2, 2018

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Drink It In

Phrase suggesting that the listener appreciate, celebrate, and recognize and ultimately behold what it is that the speaker is referring.

Nikki stared in wonder at what he saw before him. There was Shannon sitting statuesque on the bar with her ankles in her hands, her smooth tan legs held in a perfect V-formation, her welcoming puss glistening with delight. "Come on, lover.... Drink it in. It's what you want, yes? Figuratively for now.....on a little bit you can get more literal".

by Nikki Stixx August 16, 2020

312πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Work exempt

(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.

Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.

by Nikki Stixx November 30, 2020

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