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(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
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(noun) A clean, unused hypodermic syringe received from a reliable source.
Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.
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A lifestyle and/or state of being in which a person's lowly economical standing in society is both celebrated and embraced.
Nick had been out of work for nearly a year, but not by choice. Not letting that discourage him, he scrapped, food-stamped, hustled and did what he had to do. Nick was certainly living the BumLife.
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(noun) Any type of phrase, action, suggestion, falsification that is introduced into an interaction between any shady-style, rip-off, con-man, double/drug dealing cheat and their soon-to-be-without-money-and/or drugs victim(s) presently in the making. These shorthand stylings are simply subterfuge to keep the victim confused and unsure, taking attention away from the main business at hand. Seasoned pieces of shit can, will, and do spin their hector-ped days, weeks, even months if needed depending on how long the victim continues to pursue their long-gone finances that were gone permanently at the very moment the money reached Hector's hands. From the front to the back and top to the bottom, hector-ped is used on the reg by the most wiley, streetwise pushers to the most dim-witted nickel-and-dime predictable cheats, but regardless of their standing it is always most deplorable and a black mark on all who may be associated with such swindlers no matter how loosely linked.
Nikki just knew in all his being that he was about to be burned and fixing to get the fuck-job done on him the minute he put his cash in Charles's hand, felt it. The look in Charles's conspiring and greedy eyes all but insured him of such. 'That fuckin' bug' thought Nikki, 'I should just run over the cockroach outright before he even gets back in the ride without his money, questionable dope, and enough hector-ped that he'd be spewing that lying bullshit that could easily be passed off as some crock of shit created by a third grader to everyone until he got out of the vehicle. Lie after stupid lie, line after every bullshit line, Charles would come out to the good' Nikki knew.
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(verb) To puncture oneâs skin or anotherâs skin with a hypodermic needle in an attempt to inject drugs into the body. Though not universal in its use the word is oftentimes used when the stabber is having some frustration from the process (I.e. not hitting a vein).
The first time Nikkiâs FuckDoll asked for him to inject her with dope he pussyied out and shortly thereafter ran to be with his then girlfriend. After much time and regret the opportunity again showed itself to Nikki. This time however he stabbed her first time inâ¦â¦now when ever those two are hanging out not only does he stab her in the veins but she welcomes him inside her and demands he stab her in her warm, wet, and welcoming honey-hole, which usually turns into an all night Sex marathon ofâ¦..everything.
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(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
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(noun) All encompassing term used to describe various types of low-life individuals. Probably the primary type of loser this word is in reference to are individuals who put forth little if any effort in bettering their livelihood and the livelihoods of their immediate family and those around them, but would rather rely on their country's government tax dollars to finance their way of life, specifically people who draw/collect a check every month. The basis for the word and it's association is thus: Once upon a time, esp where this writer is from, food commodities where given out to lower income families, one of which were great big blocks of government cheese....in a few words....THE BEST GODDAMN CHEESE YOU WILL EVER EAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OR IN THE NEXT.
Luther was without question the epitome of a cheeser. At thirty years old he had already sired thirteen children, nine of which he had anything to do with, but managed to draw food stamps off of every one if them. He's banned from every single store in town due to him suing for various fictitious claims about injuries. He knows about and is familiar with every chow line and soup kitchen around. If he is somehow able to finagle anyone out of any amount of money they should consider it gone for good.
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