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(verb) The uninvited, unwanted and unwelcomed intrusion of the anal cavity by some form of penis penetration.
: Nikki wanted to do well and please Shannon, but his lusts had been canvassing her whole body for a long time. Picking up on and sensing his apprehensions, Shannon touched his cheek lightly and said to him. "Considering all things, Nikki, I'm down for about anything you got on your mind. Just treat me right, respect me as you always have. Don't try and rape me or bugger me if I'm not in the mood.....just woo me and touch me and make me feel how I need to feel and I'll let you in anywhere you want".
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(noun) You ainât got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.
Ding-Dong: âLoook, I now have 1,000 FB friendsâ
Me: âGood for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long timeâ.
Ding-Dong: âDo you want be my FB friend?â
Me: (hehehehe) âI already amâ¦..friendâ.
(noun) all-encompassing term referring to anything and everything related to or having to do with a junkie, or anyone who is an active intravenous narcotics consumer.
Taken from the annals of junkiedom, Jo-jo was a textbook example, that nigga had a plethora of hustles at the ready to generate the much needed funds of which he required regularly.
(noun) A firearm that is acquired and used that has absolutely no direct or concrete connections with its temporary owner and user. More often than not such firearms are acquired for felonious purposes done in secret. Once such deeds have been completed the implement is then wiped clean of fingerprints and thrown away by the owner never to be reunited together again. Shhhhhhhâ¦..
Dougie sure was a clever fellow, he also talked a lot of shit and raised a lot of hell. Because he enjoyed doing so he always kept a throwaway within armâs reach in case somebody wanted to get cute and deep six his ass. But I tell ya he had to have deep-sixed a few himself cause Iâve seen him have at least half a dozen throwaways since Iâve known him.
(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didnât mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. âA boy can dream â Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
(adj) A state of being under the influence of Xanax or some benzodiazepine.
Betsy was always a sorry sight to see when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was not xantarded.
(verb) An exaggerated and inappropriately strong and negative response to a perceived insult or slight. Associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the perceived slighter.
My last girlfriend was always getting butt-hurt everytime she got wind of me going over to Shannon's. 'Too bad....' Shannon gasped in my ear, picking up the pace of yet another sex marathon we had started as she rode my cock hard, continuing she concluded ".... she wasn't here so I could show her how to suck your cock right".
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