little rip

(noun) Slang term referring to a promiscuous young lady that is very underage, but is capable, as well as ready and willing to conduct operations on a par with some of the most seasoned prostitutes.

Betsy is such a big ho, being just the most conniving, scandalous, double-talking, lying, stealing, dirty-butt bitch around. But she wasn't always like this. No, see she cut her teeth in training when she was underage, putting in work and scamming chumps as a little rip.

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Get-that-in

Phrase encouraging whomever is listening to go ahead and move forward, doing whatever it is one is talking of doing without haste.

Brian told Bret, "Bro, if you gonna go get me my money you might ought to go ahead and get-that-in before I have to go".

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First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

ceremony

(noun) A ritual performed by one or more persons where they ingest their preferred drugs and/or chemicals in a relaxing atmosphere to assist them in overcoming the trials of a day yet to be done and/or as a well deserved treat near the end of their day done in.

‘ Fuck 10:15 Spanish class’ was the collective thought between both Jordy and Nikki as they dashed back to their dorm room to partake in the day’s second ceremony for them. These young tykes were yet to make their plummet to much more serious “hard drugs” and were instead habitual and serious consumers of the hydroponic marijuana ceremony…….for now 👹

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That's Tits!

Phrase exclaiming happiness and joy upon hearing and/or learning good news.

Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.

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fence

(noun) A person who buys, takes, or purchases goods and/or products that have been stolen. (verb) To sell an item or product that has been stolen.

Bobby worked in sales and known as an effective fence. If ever Chuck and BoBo hit a good lick and needed to move their stolen booty out of sight of everyone they knew that they could get in touch with Bobby to make the such things happen as well as get the very top dollar price such items might merit.

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resurrectionist

Resurrectionist (noun) A person who is well acquainted with and is superbly proficient/distinguished at reviving and bringing life back to others who have overdosed and have begun to shift from the land of the living to the dead (and once more) back to the living. Such a person has multiple saves to their credit, they are well accustomed to the application of Narcan, or depending upon their experiences may have their own type of procedure in which they have perfected. Resurrectionists ultimately save lives snd have absolute nerves of steel as they play in the grey with the lives of their fellow friends whom have crossed over to the spirit world and are in need of a guiding hand back.

Homeboy Raymond was a seasoned resurrectionist. I swear if the sun rises and falls and he ain’t been a witness to, as well as unsung hero lifesaver for, some heron, fentanyl banging junk-o that goes slipping out of the land of the living as they slide prostrate and turning blue in his living room floor then that just ain’t a regular day at the office for him. Homeboy got mad skills, I swear, with or without the Narcan on hand. And most of the time…..the undead junk-o don’t as much say “thank you” for services rendered…..that’s why homeboy Raymond, while performing his resurrectionist procedures, always fleeches the undead of at least $20 as an unspoken, and most oftentimes, never missed “resurrectionist” fee. Ha-ha, it’s an honest hustle……and a good thing!!!!