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Another way to name the Ruler of Russia.
Just what did Vladimir fuckin' Pootin' have to do with getting the Tronald Dump into the White House?
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Marijuana.
The Cryptogram puzzle in the New York Times October 19, 2021 edition made reference to marijuana; the "encryption" â the ciper â was "ZEUKGAEBE".
I thought this was fun to say and I hereby offer it as a synonym â or a code word â for "marijuana".
Hey, bro, do you know where I can score some ZEUKGAEBE?
The New Total Leader who will turn America into a business, a subsidiary of The Trump Organization, and make it Great Again (for all his super-rich cronies) by scapegoating immigrants and refugees (the poorest of the poor), Mexicans and Muslims, and you-know-who next.
The Country is now a business under new management. A business thrives on advertising. A new business needs a new image.
Let's re-brand ourselves to: The New Improved States of Trump, Inc.
Hail to the new era of Business. Hail to the DrumpfenFührer, our Presidential Executive and hail to the New Improved States!
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A "phobia" means an "irrational fear". Fear of Trump is entirely rational, given how the man speaks and acts.
We need another word than "Trumpophobia" to describe my fear of Trump....
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Two ladies sitting on a bench. The first one says: "My husband is so wonderful! For my birthday, he bought me the most beautiful car! It's solid gold! It gleams in the sun so brightly that it blinds everybody around, so I keep it in my garage."
The second one says: "Fabulous!"
The first one goes on: "And for our anniversary, he bought me a diamond ring that's so big I can hardly lift it! So I keep it in my jewelry box at home!"
And the second one says: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Mother's Day, he bought me a platinum tiara that sparkles so bright nobody can stand to look at it! So I keep it in a hatbox."
Again: "Fabulous!"
..."And for Christmas, he bought me a fur coat that's so warm and fluffy that I can hardly carry it, it's so heavy, so I keep it in my closet until it gets really cold!"
"Fabulous!"
"So, what did your husband get for you?"
"Well, my husband arranged for me to go to Charm School."
"Charm School? What's that?"
"That's where I learned to say 'Fabulous!' instead of BULLSHIT!"
After his inaugural address, Trump raised his fist in a gesture resembling the Black Power Fist, but clearly meaning something different.
This time, it signals that the oppressed and maligned Super-Rich are finally claiming their rights to OWN IT ALL!
When we saw Der DrumpfenFührer raise the Trump Power Fist, we should all have known that now we're truly fucked.
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The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.
He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.
Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.
He is the Presidential Executive.
The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )
And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".
So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...
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