Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.

I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.

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Kaboom! Chick

A girl that you find at a bar that wants to bring you into the bathroom for some play. However, she is so nasty that you demand that she clean the bathroom before you will enter (using Kaboom! bathroom cleaner). Knowing that she is as filthy as a crap-laden bowl, she will comply in order to feel abused, if only for a moment.

Dude, she is clearly a Kaboom! Chick. Tell her to make sure the rim in the can is glistening before you let her polish your knob.

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