Riptide Syndrome

When one spends a lot of time trying to reach a goal (especially being on a "top 5"etc scoreboard in an MMO), only to be swiftly knocked off the aforesaid scoreboard.

This comes from the XV104 Riptide, which was , wen it was releases, the largest model in the warhammer 40k universe, only to be deprived of this glory less than a month later by a newer model.

bob:Phew... finally, I got onto the top 10 richest players list on this MMO
steve: really? show me.
bob: argh wtf some twat has overtaken me!
steve:Riptide Syndrome lol.

iPhone

Pretty much the stupidest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an way of identifying retards. It can also be a tissue.

John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?

Mike: No, I have my iPhone

John: Piss off.

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