Zeej

1. The accumulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck's left Lacrimal Caruncle. It is occasionally used as an explative.

2. The sound of a horribly broken muffin fan.

3. The sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.

4. An obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.

1. Zeej usually accumulates only on the left Lacrimal Caruncle of most cybernetic ducks.

1.5 "Oh Zeej!" "Zeej Nuts." "Zeejee Weegee" " Zeej n' Queej" "Zeej Me!"

2. The muffin fan must be broken. It's constantly going "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeej".

3. *sees a "pranking the hood" video* Zeej! That's just... Zeeeej...

4. "Yeah, I heard Aetes got a Hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of Zeej. Poor guy."