Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.

Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.

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Smoke Anus

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

"Dude did you just smoke anus?"

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