Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

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skitz

Wiping your finger on your sweaty ass/balls/vagine/underarm and then wiping it under an unknowing persons nose.

He was just standing in the line at the bank and I gave him a skitz.

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nine

the kid who aint cut

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Happy Fuck You Day

The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".

Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2.
Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!

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twinkle

Inserting two fingers (usually the fore-and middle finger, but its really up to you)into an orafice of your choice and rapidly flicking them back and forth for stimulation.

Would you like a little twinkle?

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