Zuko

An angry freak with a ponytail who's been tracking the avatar all over the world.

Toph: who's Zuko?
Sokka: oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who's been tracking us all over the world.

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Haymitched

So drunk that you are stumbling, falling, and trying to hug random people.

Wow, look at that guy. He's totally Haymitched!

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True Power

True power is the feeling of draining the life from your enemies with your bare hands. The feeling of being able to destroy planets with a simple wave of the hand. The feeling of playing God and Devil all at once. The feeling of controlling everything.

" Look, I have dedicated my life, surrendered my life, to a higher power-"
"That's the word. Power. That's what you seek. Not wealth, or control, or clout, no. True Power. How does that sound?"
"Intriguing..."

Hive to Gideon Malick (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 episode 15 "Spacetime")

Perfect Cell

A bio-android created by Dr. Gero, Cell was designed with the burning desire to consume biomass to become stronger and evolve. In order to reach his perfect form, he needed to consume Androids 17 and 18, which were some other of Dr. Gero's creations. He was destroyed twice: once In a battle with Gohan, and the other in a future timeline while fighting Trunks, a time-traveling half-breed saiyan.

Perfect Cell: I AM PERFECT!!!!!!
Gohan: *kills cell*
Dead Perfect Cell: OH NO I'M NOT PERFECT!!

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Caige

Originating from a bunch of idiots in my gym class shipping me and a girl named Paige together because apparently, in bullcrap land, holding hands automatically means "Dating," Caige defines a popular ship that would never happen and is completely false.

Idiot from my gym class: "OMG I saw Cam and Paige hold hands they're a couple now I ship #Caige OMG!"

Me: "OMFrG I will END YOU!"

Sans: "it's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you - SHOULD NOT BE SHIPPING TWO PEOPLE WHO ARENT IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. Aaaaand should be getting dunked on."

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heterocracker

a straight white person.

"lol hey John. Looking extra gay today."

"shut up, you heterocracker."