Somali Pirate

You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.

Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.

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