Yves

Makes you gay even if you're a Japanese straight man living in his mom's basement by the dried out river.

person1: dude, im like so gay for Yves from Loona, shes SO attractive
person2: how- LISTEN HATCHINO, YOURE A STRAIGHT MAN
p1: my name's bread

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Sperm

SM Entertainment's new "The Avengers" group. People say it's "SuperM", I just say it's a weird way of marketing .-.

Intellectual: yo, SM's new group, Sperm, is such a good idea!!!
Water sheep: wtf bro, it's SuperM, not sperm.
I: whatever...
Pewdiepie: yo wHO ADDED INTELLECTUALS IN MY WORLD

Shoey

Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.

It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.

This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?

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