Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.

Random Pop-off Disorder

Random Pop-off Disorder (RPD) is a disorder that allows you to become god-tier at a video game's character/weapon/legend/gamemode and then taking that skill away from you the next day/week

*On a normal day Random Pop-off Disorder kicks in for Michael*
Michael: I just got a Pentakill with Yasuo! I'm so good at him!
*The next day*
Michael: We lost this game because I fed 0/15/3 with Yasuo...