Heather

Gorgeous little thing who will rub your feet but steal your pizza. She fake cuddles just so she can sleep fart or steal your covers....a potato

Friend 1: how'd you sleep?
Friend 2: it would have been great if not for that Heather's pizza farts

Heather

Big booty beauty who don't play when its dominos time. She'll rub you down and dutch oven you 10 minutes later. She steals the covers like she steals yo shirts...fucking potato

Heather: aahhhh! Poor heather!
Me: girl! You done farting in them covers!

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