You Crane

Ukriane, but it sounds like that...

You: Do you live in You Crane?
Ukrainian fat bastard: ?

17👍 5👎

Pevee

A pervert and a pedophile merged together.

If you click on a pornography site and you want to tell an 11 year old girl, you are a Pevee.

7👍 2👎

Haigh

Hi in Irish

random fucking Irish guy: Haigh.
You: High?
random fucking Irish guy: HAIGH.
You: Height?
random fucking Irish guy: *facepalms*

14👍 3👎