Queerf’d

When two male patrons are in a small bathroom and they are ass to ass. One man farts into another man’s ass, that man then sensually releases the air.

Josh and Keith were in the Bambi it was tight quarters… Josh could not hold the air in his anus and released into Keith’s ass… Keith then queerf’d unexpectedly

Titty Whiff

This action is performed with a female partner in which the breast of the female are slapped with such force that the smell of the breast travels for a distance.

Robert titty whiffed Coleen as Joey walked into the room, it smelled of steamed broccoli.

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Kevin Love

This is a newly discovered version of the Cleveland Steamer, in which one person takes a dump and sadly weeps onto another's chest. Once that is complete the tears and the crap are mixed together on the chest with your hand. You may or may not decide to attempt a high five with your partner afterward. So far no reports of a completed high five have been documented.

Robert and his lover Coleen were making Kevin Love as they were watching the NBA finals.

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Whiffle Nuts

This is reference to the pungent discomforting smell coming from a males testicle area after a long night of partying or strenuous activity.

All of the girls couldn't figure out why it smelled like hot garbage at the bar, they realized it was Rob's whiffle nuts.

Sister Rodeo

When you are having sex with a woman doggystyle, you gently slide your thumb into her anus, then say, “I fucked your sister last night.” You then hold on for as long as possible.

Josh was having sex with Brandy, he broke the news of his last week’s infidelity with her sister Britt and had a sister rodeo.

Beard Back

When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.

Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.

Whipped-a-lip

When a female is out at a bar and decides to choose a young suitor by flashing a fleshly piece of her neither region.

This lady was at the bar but decided she wanted this taco guy and whipped-a-lip