Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.

The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.

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Farmit

(verb.) to fart, and vomit simultaneously. also pertains to what I expect to be doing tonight.

My wifes boyfriend came home really late yesterday, he dropped a Farmit in the bathtub.