dirtchute

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

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das boot pirate

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

Buttix

A misspelling of Buttocks, usually made by athletes, but occasionally people from other cultures.

Last night after football practice, mama whipped my buttix for eating all the cookies 'n' cream.

Fibromyalgae

Chronic pain and fatigue in the kelp, seaweeds, and pond scums.

Many ecosystems are suffering from debilitating Fibromyalgae due to the corporate destruction of our environment.

Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.

If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.

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Trussia

The new country formed by a secretive alliance between the Trump administration and Russia.

(Alt.) A male girdle in the Caucasus region.

We all know that Putin is the real power in Trussia, and that Trump is just his little bitch.

(Alt.) Yevgeny has to wear the Trussia now that he gave himself a hernia lifting the samovar.

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