aux fruits de terre

French. Literally, "Fruits of the earth." Above ground faggots.

Derived from "aux fruits de mer." Fruits of the sea. Underwater faggots.

Those two men are "aux fruits de terre" -- they are fart farming faggots.

jingoberry

a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they shit themself a nasty dingleberry up in they asshairz.

that jingoist trump faggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.

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All Righty

An expression in the southern United States that ends a conversation, usually cutting it short, usually implying that the recipient of the phrase should scram.

1: The feller from the church sent me?

2. Yep, the farmer ain't home.

1: 'Bout a job?
2: Come back tomorrow.
1: Come back tomorrow?
2: Yep.

1: 'Cause the feller from the church sent me.
2: All righty.

1: Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. (Leaves.)

buns of steel

Danielle Steel's rock-hard buttix.

Danielle Steel must work those glutes, because she's got some seriously hot buns of steel!

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megalomeiniac

mega / lo mein / iac

someone who is obsessed with chinese takeout

he's a megalomeiniac because he ordered chicken lo mein seven times this week!

Herbicide

The slaying of people named Herb.

"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."

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