Amy

Amys are pretty, usually with long brown hair. They spend a lot of money to achieve their beauty. They may be prone to anorexia as they are insecure about themselves. They can be jealous of others who look better than them, much like the queen in Snow White. Amy chooses her friends based on popularity. Once she decides the friend doesn’t help her popularity, she will discard them. She loves to party so if you’re into that, you will be important to her. No matter her age, she can be found most weekends drunk at a bar. She takes pleasure in being in charge of others and in the workplace is usually the one responsible for firing good people. After all, good people expose what’s under the surface. She is like the light that attracts the mosquitos and then zaps them. Make sure if you know an Amy, that you stay on her good side, lest her evil powers be unleashed upon you. A person on the hate list of Amy will eventually lose their job and all of their friends. Tread lightly, dear friend of Amy.

Person: “I got fired.”
Coworker: “I better not get caught talking to you. You must be on the Amy hate list.”
Coworker 2: “Firing that girl was wrong but I can’t stand up for her or I will get fired too.”