hot sauce

Pepper spray

Due to the fact that this defensive weapon is derived from chili peppers and ranges from 2,000,000 to 4,500,000 Scoville units. (The hottest pepper in the world is 2,200,000)

Me: “Yeah this guy was coming at me with a baseball bat just now so I gave him the hot sauce.”

Other guy: “Holy shit man, is he ok?”

Me: “No… no he is not.”