Hedgehogging

Similar to gerbilling but, you know with a hedgehog and a drainpipe

Rolf : STORY TIME ...So it was 1976 , I was off my mind on acid , in a room with with some 15 inch pvc piping and one lucky hedgehog ...

Harris : Go on ...

5 mins later

Rolf : And that's how Hedgehogging was created !

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Caelen

Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

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