Electronics Boutique

The store I work at. Gets lots of retarded customers

"I'd like to return this"
"You can't"
"Why not?"
"It's against our policy. Sorry."
"Your policy sucks my cock"
"*BANG* splatter"

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927

Racist term for black people - Police Code in Suburban LA for "Suspicious Person"

lol

hey look at that stupid 927. He loves his fried chicken and liqour and watermelon.
And white women.

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snackie

a snack or small meal; usually for anirexics who do not eat that much

yo i gotsta grab a snackie ba' fo we bizzle up outa hizzle

transla: hey i got to grab a snack before we bounce uo out of here

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Paper Crack

Magic the Gathering

I my paper crack

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Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

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drop

to spend money on something; to purchase something

dude just dropped 20 bones on that classic '65 mustang!

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Blond

A way to misspell "Blonde"

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