Taylor Swifting

1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.

2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.

3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.

4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.

1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...

2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"

Guy Two: "Really? Who?"

Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"

Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"

Guy One: "Yeah"

Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"



3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"

Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"

13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"



4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"

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