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League of Legends

Old game that surpasses "World of Warcraft" Used to be a good game, whiny, 10 year olds, "Faker" wannabes. A game where your most impressive moves get little compliments and jealously, and bad moves "You suck!" or "Uninstall the game!". Back then, in 2009 this game had mature, and a friendly community. Now, all you see are toxic players. It is true, there are kind players, but Toxic clearly out numbers the friendly. Little skill is used, and OP champions decide the game. So what are you waiting for? Make fake online friends that treat you nice, but abandon you the next month. Make friends that use you to climb ladders. Meet many toxic players! WELCOME TO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

2009 (teammate dies) (Team) : That's ok! Play defensive! Tell the jungler, and he can come gank! I can come and help!

2014-2015 (teammate dies ) (Team) : OMG GG we have a noob on our team! Dude exit the game and uninstall pls! I'll come and help you (you chase down the enemy) (teammate swoops in and gets the kill) Kill secured! Report ----- for being noob! - League of legends players

by Niv December 30, 2016

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jizmflop

To ejaculate on the body of a female.

Usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby.

Created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of SNL that had Adam Sandler spoofing the Cosby Mysterys. They mimmicked him using the word jizm then had sex with women and the word jizmflop was born.

Girl: Hey you did it in my hair!
Man: Aaaaw Jizmflop : (

by Niv February 16, 2006

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