Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

platypire

A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.

What the hell is a platypire?