Andy

A first class douche. Likes people to think he's slept with certain women, but hasn't.

Also thinks sorcery is cool, but everything has sent out is going to come back to him.

Lives with his woman, but talks to others. She is actually embarrassed by him but can't seem to get away from him. She deserves better for sure.

See andy over there in the corner? He's devising wicked schemes. Doesn't he know he reaps what he sows?