legacy relationshit

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share

"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."

hidatus

to take a break from dating

"I totally want to set you up with that cute guy from the gym with the care bear tattoo."

"No can do, I'm taking a hidatus, remember?"

"Oh, right, sorry. Well, he might be gay anyway."

TUBS

total ultimate butt shelf

Damn, check out the junk in the trunk.

I could rest a tea tray on that TUBS.

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Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

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