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Clown House


A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty May 29, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bancho

Your bung hole, butt, posterior, you get it.

I rode my bike all day and my Bancho hurts.
I didn't wipe my Bancho good enough so now I have an Itchy Bancho.

by No Amnesty October 11, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 232๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pugel

Pronounced: pew-gul
1. A silly looking item, such as a small Japanese utility truck, a blue UN helmet, any car made by SAAB, or a Vietnamese Straw Triangle Hat.

2. A silly sound, such as a British or European Police or fire truck Siren, or an Airhorn.

Pugel-ish, pugelley

I went to Japan last Summer and the delivery trucks they use are so small and pugelly, I don't see how they can even fit stuff in it, let alone have a full grown man drive it, and they just look gay.

by No Amnesty September 21, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urban Virgin

A sex act that involves a socially retarded high school age boy inventing an unfeasable and physically impossible sex act with a ridiculous name and then submitting it to the Urban Dictionary editors. He may perform this alone or with another male, but will more than likely never do it in the presence of a female. Statistics show that performing the "Urban Virgin" can cause blindness, hair growth on the palms and sterility. A recent public opinion poll revealed that 10 out of 10 females would never consider having even normal, missionary position intercourse with males who practise the "Urban Virgin".

Dude, come to my house after 6th period and we can pull some Urban Virgins. My mom just bought Hot Pockets. That reminds me. Know what an arizona hotrock is?

by No Amnesty June 5, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Itchy Bancho

What happens when you don't wipe your bung hole good enough.

Kid: Mom, I have an itchy bancho!
Mom: Well, you should wipe your bancho better!

by No Amnesty October 10, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž