Coldplay

1. n: A person (in particular a male) that has ver feminine taste in music, also in general has a dejected cynical attitude towards life and society,often seen lack of sports, spend all day daydreaming, self-sympathizing, and finds soft lazy boring music as a cure to insomnia.

2.vi: The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.

3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.

1. A:Eww, my dormmate is all about suicidal fancies and soft indie whining music.

B: He's such a coldplay.

2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.

B: Y?

A: I coldplayed.

B: NO WAY!!!!

3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!

B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.

A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!

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