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Klan

The name given to your Kardashian clan when your momager loves using Ks in marketing.

Did you see the Kardashian klan are trying to break the internet again?

by No Hemingway April 14, 2021

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Leader of the Covid-free World

Shouldn't we celebrate New Zeland Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as Leader of the Covid-free World considering the lack of leadership shown by many world leaders?

Who is the Leader of the Covid-free World?
New Zealand had less cases than Trump's White House.

by No Hemingway February 6, 2021


Renfe minute

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.

I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.

by No Hemingway February 18, 2020


BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Doing a Britney

When you accidently shoot someone with the wrong weapon, and have to apologize for doing a Britney, and say, "Ooops I did it again."

Can you believe they are "doing a Britney" again as their excuse for killing an unarmed man

by No Hemingway April 12, 2021


White Privilege

When you describe the term "White Privilege" as being as offensive as the N-word.

Did someone honestly argue that White Privilege is as offensive as the N-word? That's the textbook definition of White Privilege.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

531πŸ‘ 12751πŸ‘Ž


Faminator

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.

Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.

by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž