Keelin

A Fat, Fancy, Scary, Sandal-wearing, big titted, fat assed, entitled, aggressive, Boastful and yet very Arrogant and Ignorant Woman. Often a mother, a Keelin will only ever have one son who she will often Pamper to outlandish levels, including every form of Sexual Pampering. Do be Warned that Keelins will often Eat the every Organ of a person who tries to harm their Son, starting with the appendix and ending with the Heart. Keelins are a very rare lost link of Karens found in Rural areas.

Orpan 1: Fellow Orphans, you Won't believe it! I'm being adopted by a Keelin!

Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!

Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.

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Scerdic

Racial and/or ethnic term referring to people native to Southern, Celtic and Eastern Europe. Refers mainly to non-Nordic Europeans. Similar to "spicy white"

Person 1: "Are you sure that guy is white? He looks super ethnic."
Person 2: "I think he's Scerdic."
Person 1: "what do you mean?"
Person 2: "He looks to be Italian, Polish or Irish, definitely not White-American though"