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Burner

What Timmy Turner wishes he had so he could kill everyone walking.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear Desiigner's new song , "Timmy Turner"? It's a burner!

Guy 2: Yeah, I can't wait for the English Version to come out!

by No Lies, Only Truth August 8, 2016

5👍 2👎


Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

72👍 56👎


University of Nebraska

A couple buildings in the middle of nowhere that are apparently considered a "university". I mean really, what the fuck is even in Nebraska?

Guy 1: Yeah, you know, I go to the University of Nebraska
Guy 2: What? Since When did Nebraska have anything other than Dairy Cows?
Guy 1: *Quietly Sobs*

by No Lies, Only Truth August 5, 2016

14👍 22👎


Ivy League

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.

I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

200👍 23👎