KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.

Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.

Dead City

Not to be confused with Dade County, FL. This is actually Dade City (Pasco County)on the west coast. More affectionately known as Dead City. Nothing ever goes on in this town except for the train called the Tropicana Express that passes through the town in the middle of the night.

dude: What are we going to do tonight?

dude2: Dunno, let's head to Tampa since there's nothing here in Dead City.

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