Doing A Deadpool

Ejaculating into a soap dispenser

My boyfriend was doing a Deadpool, it was chaos when I found out.

Pole

Something that you fly off if you are an athlete.

The athlete jumped over a 2.5m pole and did triple front flip.

Frozzled

Very cold

I'm so glad you brought that blanket, I would have been frozzled if you hadn't.

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Spider

The worst pests ever/absolute vermin.

The guy sprayed the spider with a flamethrower.