The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really