WAP

This is an abbreviation for the words “Worship And Prayer” and was originated in the Saint Meghan Cardi Church and was used to describe their weekly group prayer gatherings. Eventually, the use of “WAP” spread and is now a very popular word.

A second definition for WAP is another abbreviation, except for the words “waffles and pancakes.” This use of the word WAP came from a breakfast restaurant called the House of Waffles and Pancakes. The name was long, so locals eventually just started calling it the House of WAP and it soon spread out of the small town and is now being used by many people around the world.

Fun fact about the word WAP- it’s been estimated that the word was first said in the 1800s, but only recently in August of 2020 was it announced a certified word in the Freakson’s dictionary. The amazingly wholesome word is now being used 7 days a week and is sure to make your pullout game weak!

“Jimmy’s mother scolded him for not attending the WAP.”

“Little Johnny couldn’t wait to eat his grandma’s world famous WAP!”

Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.