ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..

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mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.