I’m Fine

What your gf says to you when she is straight up pissed at you and is testing to see if you’ll notice. This is a sentence NEVER to be trusted. These two words, if taken seriously, are most definitely the last words you hear from your (now ex) gf.

You: Hey are you okay? I noticed you were a little tense when I was talking to Jennifer today.

gf: Yeah I’m fine.

you: okay that’s great!
(gf has blocked you)

by the way

Can be used as a side remark or something of the sort. This phrase is most often used as a sarcastic remark to make a point or hurt someone.

(you and your friend after a text fight)

friend: Oh by the way, I heard haley say that she is planning to ask your bf out tomorrow. she said that he was insane to date you and deserves much better.

you: (cries in a corner and doesn’t come to school for two weeks. at this your bf has cheated on, text dumped, bragged to, etc. you. your friend succeeded in ruining your life starting with these three words)