The Met

There are two definitions for this:
1. The Met office which monitors and reports on weather

2. A short word which often refers to London's Metropolitan Police Force, the people that will raid your and your family member's houses if they ever find even a single leaf of weed on you

1. The Met predicts heavy rain today
2. Dude the Met arrested my friend yesterday

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Rape joke

100% funny, anyone who thinks otherwise is a grade A snowflake

Dude he made me laugh so much it felt like a rape joke

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Natural selection

The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it

Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.

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