ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

chest moss

Chest Hair

David showed off that chest moss after scoring a home run.

Pixar Porn

Porn that involves any of the Pixar movies.

There is Pixar porn about the Incredibles involving Mr Incredible fucking Elastigirl and the Bitch Mirage. Look it up.

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Lace and Whiskey

The third solo album by Alice Cooper. Also the name of one of the album’s songs.

My favorite songs by Alice Cooper are “School’s Out” and “Lace and Whiskey.”

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

make a bank deposit

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”

Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

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