When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.
"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever
The most cursed YouTube link in the history of YouTube links.
"Where's Joe?"
"watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c."